I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you've got to study, and that wasn't going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image