A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away — Michael Owen Copy Share Image
I Miss You SO Much, Your New Girlfriend Is A Lucky Individual. — Broken Hearted Girl Copy Share Image
Hey baby, I miss you. you know what I have a new girlfriend. shes so pretty. damn shit. I'm jealous you know!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling Copy Share Image
Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. — Phil Ochs Copy Share Image
You can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
“If he mistreated and abused his last girlfriend, why would you want to be his new girlfriend?” — Karen E. Quinones Miller Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse — Erick Otieno Copy Share Image
Noo. I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. Because she's dating a selfish unfaithful assshole that once was mine but without giving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. hehehe lolz its true why cry for this??… — Kimmy :0 Copy Share Image
If your new girlfriend hates you talking to and being friends with your ex, stop. The present should always be more important… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Learn, he says, that there will be hours, days and months ahead of feeling absolutely terrible and nothing can change that; neither… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Even though you have a new Girlfriend we still talk on the phone for hours when I'm awake,You still write letters and… — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If your ex ceeps calling you, tell him its over and that you have moved on. If that doesn't work tell him… — Ashley Chorney Copy Share Image
Its hard when u see ur best friend with his new girlfriend and they are laughing and cuddling... You stop and think,… — Shelby Blackmon Copy Share Image
“If a man introduces his male friend to his extraordinary new girlfriend, his friend will think—I want a girl like that. If… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Anyone who has ever scanned the bookshelves of a new girlfriend or boyfriend- or peeked inside his or her medicine cabinet- understands… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I never wanted to break up, that is just a lie, I know you've already told a billion girls I was a… — Ana Copy Share Image
A Sweet Conversation Between Girl 'n Boy after Break-up... Girl : Your New Girlfriend is Pretty (Girl Thinks in Mind…Is she Really… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Boy: I saw her today. Girl: I saw him today. B: It seems like it has been forever. G: I wonder if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ohh thats your new girlfriend , hmm let her know she is irrelevant two me (; — Jessica Mcdoodle Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you 'TRY' to show of your new girlfriend to your ex . HA FAIL .-. — MeMysealf &Time Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over. Smile & laugh because his new girlfriend looks like a horse :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She's gone. Been gone for ages. They split up right after you left. That's why the grass out front started growing again."… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
