“I like to provide American humor for British soccer coaches when possible. During keeper practice I'll offer to stand behind the goal… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I am open to comments, I accept with with all humility, or at least what I can muster at short notice.” — Neil leckman Copy Share Image
“I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges soaking up so much water.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If you die while travelling at the speed of light do you still see the light, or a 'temporarily unavailable' message?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Overheard vampire conversation. "Is that Ophelia?" "yep" "She doesn't look well" "Ever since she drank from that hemophiliac everything just goes right… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“At a long meeting a man next to me, British I hope, said, "Man, I'd kill for a fag about now" I… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“My grandson was sitting by a fire in the backyard and said it was getting smaller. I said he was getting bigger… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I like to check my pulse before I get out of bed. No point getting up if I'm already dead!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“While walking with a British coach. Why do you chuckle every time we walk by the theater that is showing "Free Willy"?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure if it's possible, but if it is I have a life contract with a rubber glove clause. This means… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?? Who keeps track of those things?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I've always been afraid that someone would steal my identity some day and be more successful at being me than I am!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Thrice damned she howls like Cerberus to the night Guarding virtues that lie like forgotten stains On oaken floors that pave the… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“ http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1... This is a link to my first kick starter project called "Magic of the Trees” — neil leckman Copy Share Image
“Malcontents who would dissent to paying rent are often bent on bad intent!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Life is complex and prone to being pedantic Always little things crawl, flutter and creep in. Nesting in cracks in our psyches… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Tis oft I wonder, which way I should go At times the long road also reaches my goal The dangers are less,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I think what I need to do is stay awake while I'm sleeping so I can see what I'm dreaming better!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of… — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
