Mike could not play wingman for me. I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team, or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb, if one comes. Ya know what I mean? Its a war out… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
The first thing I want to do now that I'm back in America is I want to go tanning. I'm as pale as a… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Here's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
I'm over here tryin' to clean my sneaks, I can't concentrate with all this fighting .. like they're talkin' about f*ckin' relationships and my… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
So I'm now coming up with a new plan: Whenever a girl leaves the house, I'm going to hug her and then pat her… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
These girls, they know the deal.. the only reason why we even grabbed them is cuz theyre DTF. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
Ryder's looking good tonight, but she already had sex with Vinny. And I'm not really cool with Vinny's sloppy seconds, so I don't really… — Pauly D Copy Share Image
You dont come in on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. — Pauly D Copy Share Image
