Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. — Hubert H. Humphrey Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Gary Delaney Copy Share Image
Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in. — Melanie Lynskey Copy Share Image
I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the… — Gail Simmons Copy Share Image
I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer Copy Share Image
“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother in law to hear at your trial” — Sydney Biddle Barrows Copy Share Image
We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition… — Marianne O. Battani Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. — Benjamin Walker Copy Share Image
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Is anyone saying same-sex couples can't love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience… — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
Picasso was a delightful, kindly, friendly, simple little man. When I met him he was extremely excited and overjoyed that his mother-in-law… — Edith Sitwell Copy Share Image
“It's funny. I thought she'd live through anything." Charlie said, "Me too. I figured even if there was a nuclear war, it… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You see what your mother-in-law hasn’t yet realised is that she’s the one who needs to hold out the olive branch, not… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
Dealing with in-laws is like walking down a dark hallway with a bucket of industrial-strength glue sitting in the shadows. If you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone should ask, "how should an Opposition function?" the best answer would be, "in the manner of a traditional mother-in-law who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thank you Doctor Gboco for your help because since i have been married to my husband about 6years now i have not… — Shelly Shapiro Copy Share Image
Once when my father-in-law was leaving the house after lunch to return to the field to work, my mother-in-law said, 'Albert, you… — Joe J. Christensen Copy Share Image
Professionalism in tennis ... only resulted in making billionaires out of rude children, producing an onslaught of moody defectors, and a lot… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Then there was this freedom the little guys were always getting killed for. Was it freedom from another country? Freedom from work… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
“For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And… — Margaret Widdemer Copy Share Image
The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100… — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. — Jaime Lerner Copy Share Image
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
