Mother in law Quotes

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive.

— Juvenal

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

— Les Dawson

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

— Phyllis Diller

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth.

— Milton Berle

Life -with or without softener- is hard.

— Anonymous

I use mother-in-law jokes, kid jokes, tax jokes - anything that works.

— Nipsey Russell

“I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.”

— Brian Francis

Spending time with my mother in law really makes me appreciate my own mother.

— Anonymous

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

— Les Dawson

What can you say about a man, who on Mother's Day sends flowers to his mother-in-law, with a note thanking her for…

— Nancy Reagan

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

— Bernard Manning

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should…

— Les Dawson

Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in…

— Jay Leno

Dear Mother In Law don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I think my mother-in-law is trying to tell me something. She is giving me baby clothes and baby food...Not happening.

— Anonymous

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

— Tori Amos

I don't like to speak of Islamic violence, because every day, when I browse the newspapers, I see violence, here in Italy...…

— Pope Francis

I've been married twice, and I can tell you this right now: no one wants their mother in law all up in…

— Kim Hawthorne

My mother-in-law, Nanny, spent her working years as a bookkeeper at a medical office in Columbus, Ohio. Like so many Americans, she…

— Ann McLane Kuster

I went to dinner with my mother-in-law and I just realized I was talking in sound bites to her and expecting her…

— Emily Mortimer

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke…

— Jasper Carrott

The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and…

— Les Dawson

Of all the peoples whom I have studied, from city dwellers to cliff dwellers, I always find that at least 50 percent…

— Margaret Mead

“Your mother wouldn't describe a combination of Brad Pitt, Bill Gates, and Prince William as 'quite a catch.' There is nobody walking…

— Neil Gaiman

To forgive the incessant provocations of daily life - to keep on forgiving the bossy mother-in-law, the bullying husband, the nagging wife,…

— C. S. Lewis

... the most fiendish plant I know of, the sort of thing Beelzebub might pluck to make a bouquet for his mother-in-law…

— Edward Augustus Bowles

“You didn't happen to see your future mother-in-law at that meeting today, did you?" May as well milk the effort. "Yes, the…

— Anonymous

As one whose husband and mother-in-law have died the victims of murder and assassination, I stand firmly and unequivocally opposed to the…

— Coretta Scott King

When you've got little kids, and you're tucking them in. When you open a door and they're in their pajamas and they're,…

— Barack Obama

There is scarcely room for doubt that something in the psychological relation of a mother-in-law to a son-in-law breeds hostility between them…

— Sigmund Freud

One of the things for me, as a biographer, that is so significant is for Eleanor Roosevelt - the child who never…

— Blanche Wiesen Cook

Then, there's the modern mother-in-law. In her mid 40s, she is the compact car of her breed: efficient, trim, attractive and in…

— Abigail Van Buren

“According to folk belief that is reflected in the stories and poems, a being who is petrified man and he can revive.…

— Penina Mezei

The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

— John Grisham

Who hasn't had an argument with their mother-in-law?

— Dervla Kirwan

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

— H. L. Mencken

I am very happy as a mother-in-law. I have a lovely daughter-in-law.

— Supriya Pathak

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law.

— Lou Holtz

My mother-in-law trained as a nurse in a 1960s gynae ward.

— Joanna Page

I am very close to my mother-in-law, Lee, we see each other often.

— Carole Radziwill