“What’s this war called again?” “The Hundred Years War.” “Hmmmm, got a bad feeling about this one.” — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“With a horse and cart, a ferret, a dog and a gun, who could not be happy?” — Karl Wiggins Ferret Copy Share Image
“There is so much zest in life! It is perpetually and enduringly luscious.” — Karl Wiggins Life Copy Share Image
“Gypsies have no boundaries. They have primitive, untamed personalities and 'that look in their eyes.” — Karl Wiggins Boundaries Copy Share Image
“The message? Do not fuck with your ears! The damage done is irreparable!” — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“I’m thinking of starting my own Fat Club. Talking to Sue it sounds like money for old rope. £15 membership and fleece… — Karl Wiggins Fitness-quotes Copy Share Image
“They reminded me, however, of soldiers in the Crusades, the Wars of the Roses or the Norman Conquest. Thick, but willing to… — Karl Wiggins Crusades Copy Share Image
“What kind of a turnip are you? Are you fucking stupid? She didn’t shag these blokes out of revenge. She shagged them… — Karl Wiggins Revenge Copy Share Image
“Go searching for your own tribe! And at no time conceal or camouflage your true self. You never know who may be… — Karl Wiggins Genuine self Copy Share Image
“The Apprentice: the candidates' combination of being desperate, totally pointless yet surprisingly pompous is extremely watchable” — Karl Wiggins Desperate Copy Share Image
“What has officially been declared as the basis of theological studies in the Roman Catholic Church has been enormously influenced by Islam… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“What a potpourri of emotions are mixed up in this one. Passion, heartache, exaltation, distress, fascination, anguish, enchantment, remorse, jubilation, defeatism” — Karl Wiggins Emotions Copy Share Image
“I’ve come to know him well, and have discovered that shrouded behind his touchy and volatile exterior, there crouches a warm and… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“A real piece of writing is one in which the writer has tried to enrich not only the book, but also his… — Karl Wiggins Books Copy Share Image
“For a shy person it’s hard enough to overcome self-consciousness and establish personal relationships with others without having the additional hindrance of… — Karl Wiggins Limitations Copy Share Image
“Above all else, be true to yourself. Do what YOU want to do. Walk alone and be your own judge. It’ll be… — Karl Wiggins Journey of life Copy Share Image
“Through years of experience I’ve discovered that a liar will always look into his drink when telling a lie. But he doesn’t… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“As a Wrong Planet person you may at times appear to be unsociable. You’re often dispassionate when it comes to the activities… — Karl Wiggins Alone-but-not-lonely Copy Share Image
“You see what your mother-in-law hasn’t yet realised is that she’s the one who needs to hold out the olive branch, not… — Karl Wiggins Friendship Copy Share Image
“It seems to me that although they have a respectable sales pitch, this business of a priest having the power to let… — Karl Wiggins Absolution Copy Share Image
“As they call last orders, he’ll walk over to a girl he’s no doubt slept with before, pour half his pint over… — Karl Wiggins Dating Copy Share Image
“Why can't unemployed people clean toilets, remove graffiti from vandalised war memorials, clear wasteland or derelict areas, or even decorate public buildings… — Karl Wiggins Unemployed Copy Share Image
“A chef’s magic is his ingredients, how he can substitute one for another, then break with convention by changing it all around… — Karl Wiggins Chef Copy Share Image
“When all’s said and done they’re a strange breed, these South and East Londoners, and they’re amused by little things. Their love… — Karl Wiggins East london Copy Share Image
“I’m not interested in hearing from those who preach joy or talk such crap about ‘positivity pledges’ about not allowing negative thoughts… — Karl Wiggins Fake people Copy Share Image
“Wrong Planet people tend to dress slightly differently from Rag, Tag & Bobtail. My son, Kai, always used to say that I… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“So what actually goes on with all this religion business? Does it really matter whether you’re a Gnostic, a Christian, a Muslim,… — Karl Wiggins Absolution Copy Share Image
“Those I call are very different from Orphans in that they’re absolutely convinced they’re some sort of social wit. Without a doubt… — Karl Wiggins Business Copy Share Image
“Those I call Horace are absolutely convinced they’re some sort of social wit. Without a doubt they’re intelligent, and most likely very… — Karl Wiggins Business Copy Share Image
“Words are the writer's sorcery, our dark arts and our sleight of hand. They're our enchantment and our temptation” — Karl Wiggins Art Copy Share Image
“It’s a huge generalisation, and possibly unfair, but there is a nasty element to certain sections of the Millwall Crowd” — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“Americans tend to think that korma is the curry of choice for the Caucasian, and it is if you’re a white guy… — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“The Gypsy heart is full of wonder, their souls deep with dreams and their inspiration full of mystery.” — Karl Wiggins Dream Copy Share Image
“Many parts of Watford, especially around Vicarage Road Football Stadium, consist of scuzy warrens of Victorian terraced houses” — Karl Wiggins Football Copy Share Image
“The problem you and I have, as Wrong Planet people, is not so much that we mean everything we say, but we… — Karl Wiggins Problems Copy Share Image
“The Gypsies favour hazardous and threatening freedom over serene and tranquil servitude any day of the week.” — Karl Wiggins Copy Share Image
“Strange how the perspective changes with the point of view, isn’t it? Most people who claim to believe in the Bible don’t… — Karl Wiggins Bible Copy Share Image
