We saw more of each other than we did of our wives. We wrote everything together. But how long can you go on doing that? How long can you go on being half an entity? — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I prefer radio to television. Radio is a dialogue; television is a monologue. In radio, you have to interact - they put the words in your head; you build the pictures in your mind. To that extent, it is more… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
We saw more of each other than we did of our wives. We wrote everything together. But how long can you go on doing… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I have better peripheral vision in my left. It is quite hard to remain optimistic, but I have found the Macular Society, of whom… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
I recognise the pure gold that runs in Andy Hamilton and Guy Jenkin's work for 'Outnumbered' on TV. And on radio, I really enjoy… — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
