Mom Quotes · Page 28

Rap is supposed to scare soccer moms.

— Killer Mike

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

— Rodney Dangerfield

My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.

— Chelsea Handler

Mom was always worrying about the rent.

— Kyle Kuzma

I only like my mom's coleslaw.

— Jofra Archer

I didn't sign on to be a mom.

— Debbie Rowe

“Everyday I've got is my Mother's Day!”

— Mohith Agadi

Mothers are the most instinctive philosophers.

— Harriet Beecher Stowe

I grew up in the South Bronx in the 1970s. My dad worked in IT, and my mom was a teacher.

— Sunny Hostin

Listen to your mom and dad! They are almost always right, especially about boys.

— Melissa Ordway

No matter what you do each day...or in life...doing things God's way is a matter of the heart.

— Elizabeth George

The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.

— Jason Segel

[Motherhood is] 'heart-exploding, blissful hysteria.'

— Olivia Wilde

My mom taught me German before I knew English. And I went to French immersion school.

— Tatiana Maslany

At the family factory…if the Mom Machine breaks , the whole place shuts down

— @efiosiugbore

I go to my mom's house and she'll make me do the dishes or clean up.

— Gabriella Wilson

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat.…

— Paula Poundstone

I do Pilates twice a week; I hike and I go to the gym. My days of being that hardcore-workout person are…

— Alicia Coppola

My dad's from Zimbabwe, and my mom is Danish, Irish, and Norwegian, so I have influences from a lot of different places.

— Tinashe

I don't take such good care of my skin; my mom kills me about it... I sit in the sun so much.…

— Leandra Medine

I feel like a good mom. I'm a strong woman now... Don't look down on me. Pray for me because I'm trying.

— Fantasia Barrino

My mom was the center of my support system, that place I always went to talk things through, whether I was feeling…

— Corbin Bernsen

I have a very close, tight group of friends. I lean on them for support and I lean on my kids and…

— Christina Anstead

New York is my favorite. Every summer I visited. I have family there. That's where my mom grew up, so I've definitely…

— RJ Barrett

Growing up, my mom had a catering business. I used to help her pretty early on and loved doing it. My mom…

— Kelis

“A friend of ours, the wife of a pastor at a church in Colorado, had once told me about something her daughter,…

— Todd Burpo

My parents got divorced when I was around a year old. My dad was essentially a nonentity in my life until I…

— Tucker Max

Whenever I go into Bloomingdales, I head to the womens shoe section and think, Hmm, maybe Ill get my next girlfriend a…

— Josh Hutcherson

Yeah, I didn't ever think about music as a career. Like, it was never - it's just something like an extracurricular activity…

— Vidya Vox

A few weeks after my mom passed in November of 2013, I came back from an injury and entered the Egg Bowl…

— Dak Prescott

My mom is an actress, but she never really pushed me into it, and it was never something I thought I would…

— Morena Baccarin

My mom always told me I should have a Plan B. I said that if I'm not going to play guitar I'm…

— Gary Clark, Jr

You'd better talk to my dad. My mom's pretty busy.

— Chelsea Clinton

Moms are as versatile as dads.

— Kate Gosselin

“Having you as a mom is life's greatest blessing.”

— Christine LeGarde

My mom was our rock. Our hero.

— Doug Burgum

My mom didn't have a lot of money.

— Greg Oden

To be honest, I wish I had more mom friends.

— Britney Spears

My mom was Roman Catholic, my dad was part of.

— Aleister Black

Most mothers kiss and scold together.

— Pearl S. Buck