XM radio doesn't have commercials, so after about thirty minutes of listening to it, I'm like, "What should I buy?" — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The minute you start saying something, 'Ah, how beautiful! We must photograph it!' you are already close to view of the person… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
Rousseau had it backwards. We are NOT born free. We are born in the chains of the random and the reflexive, and… — Richard Mitchell Copy Share Image
The minute we leave south Lebanon we will have to erase the word Hezbollah from our vocabulary, because the whole idea of… — Amos Oz Copy Share Image
The quality of success you will experience in your life ultimately depends upon the tiny choices you make every minute of every… — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Yeah, that's a luxury to be able to go to a two-hour yoga class! Sometimes I'll just get on the floor and… — Lisa Rinna Copy Share Image
When you get into a tight place, and everything goes against you till it seems as if you could n't hold on… — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
My life had become an endless race against the clock. I was always in a hurry, scrambling to save a minute here,… — Carl Honore Copy Share Image
Im hopeless at telling lies. I can attempt strategic ones in order not to hurt peoples feelings, but then Ill blow it… — Nicholas Haslam Copy Share Image
The CEO of Enron, Jeffrey Skilling, married one of the Enron secretaries this week. It's amazing how romantic these Enron guys can… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Sam Snead did to the tee-shot what Roger Bannister did to the four-minute mile. — Byron Nelson Copy Share Image
A landlord is showing a couple around an apartment. The husband looks up and says, 'Wait a minute. This apartment doesn't have… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Do the small things. If you are running a 10-12 minute mile take a mile off your plan for the day and… — Meb Keflezighi Copy Share Image
If you try to get 1% better each day at your health, at your relationships and the way you treat people, at… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
It's like, if you can't focus on a movie for 90 minutes without looking at your phone, then don't go to the… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
Our age is so gregarious that there is at present a marked prejudice against anyone being alone. It is looked down on,… — Florida Scott-Maxwell Copy Share Image
And you are never to stir out of doors till you can prove that you have spent ten minutes of every day… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and would have been 99-years-old… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A typical weeknight when he was home like this: 1. Sit down and try to do homework. 2. Get interrupted by Jeffrey:… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
