A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like… — Mae West Copy Share Image
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.” — Mae West Copy Share Image
