“A joke I used to know said that if you were planning a trip into the deepest wilderness you should pack a… — Peter Gzowski Copy Share Image
If in the well and truly made martini DeVoto finds "water of life" and the blessing to the spirit, so also DeVoto's… — Lewis H. Lapham Copy Share Image
Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
Whenever I finish a book, I go off and have some kind of adventure. Having had an adventure in my writing chair… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Some of the biggest bores I've ever known are men who have been highly successful in business, particularly self-made heads of big… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul. — Alec Waugh Copy Share Image
A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco. — Lake Bell Copy Share Image
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka,… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Now all the criminals in their suits and ties are free to drink martinis and watch the sunrise — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
New York was where we wanted to live when we were finally grown up, and drink martinis and stay out past bedtime. — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is great for keeping records and putting down details, but… — T. Boone Pickens Copy Share Image
Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
They say that a martini is like a woman's breast. One ain't enough and three is too many. — Chris Gayle Copy Share Image
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we… — Alex Riley Copy Share Image
