Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex. — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives.… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
“He left for his day at the library. Today is research day. When he got there, he went directly to the microfiche… — Jean Holloway Copy Share Image
When daisies pied and violets blue And lady-smocks all silver-white And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue Do paint the meadows with delight, The… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“So you intend to spend the remainder of your life whoring, drinking, wagering, and being as outrageous as you can manage?" Bram… — Suzanne Enoch Copy Share Image
“Julita was being spinned like a top by a drop-dead-gorgeous Dominicano. Later she told us that he’d asked for her number and… — Isabel Lopez Copy Share Image
I am a bad person because I seduce married men. I love the feeling of getting attention from men who have girlfriends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men… — Gary Becker Copy Share Image
“The Strip was still lit by a million neon lights, though the crowds on the sidewalk had greatly decreased by this hour.… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
A fierce literary woman with a penchant for married men, Margaret Fuller was ultimately torn between motherhood and her final career as… — Susan Cheever Copy Share Image
“Studies show that the healthiest people in Western society are single women and married men - marriage, it seems, suits men more… — Emma Haughton Copy Share Image
BEING SINGLE CAN BE TORCHED AND DEPRESSION. HOWEVER IF YOU LOOKING FOR SEXUAL ONE NIGHT STAND OR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS AND THE… — ME Copy Share Image
We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them… — Alice Hamilton Copy Share Image
Though I hope to have a few more seasons still in senior football, I am studying to be a physiotherapist and masseur… — Bob Paisley Copy Share Image
Married men live longer than single men,but they are alot more willing to die — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
