Married Quotes · Page 49

If he's been married for 31 years, he's not the same man.

— Groucho Marx

Marriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again.

— Nujood Ali

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

— Burt Lancaster

I am not a lonely person. I am happily married and not looking for companions on social media.

— Anand Mahindra

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

— Jerry Falwell

“C’mon, Mare. I wish I could say I’m sorry, but I’m married to the love of my life.”

— Jamie McGuire

For a married couple to expect perfection for each other is unrealistic.

— Billy Graham

My parents have been married for 42 years. Their marriage has been - from what I can see - a happy one.

— Roxane Gay

I was dating someone and wanted to get married to him. But just because casting couch exists in TFI and I work…

— Tejaswi Madivada

There was never any question about his (Enos Slaughter) courage. He proved it by getting married four times.

— Jack Brickhouse

I would say, 'Go ask any couple that's been married for 30, 40, 50 years... It hasn't always been roses.'

— Jason Aldean

I don't want to go into a marriage just because of my age - too many people make that mistake. But of…

— Shilpa Shetty

Being married, I don't know how to describe it. It's very comfortable when you find the right person. It all comes together…

— Ian Ziering

What has the women's movement learned from Geraldine Ferraro's candidacy for vice president? Never get married.

— Gloria Steinem

I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and…

— Mindy Kaling

When I stopped performing for 16 years and lived in Michigan and was married and raising my children, I wrote about four…

— Patti Smith

I do have things I would like to see adopted on behalf of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people: they include the…

— Barney Frank

Not all single women want to be married. Not all boys like football. Not all homemakers like to cook. Not all messy…

— John Piper

I'm absolutely not an athletic person, but I used to be married to a runner. He would say that, especially in long-distance…

— Carolyn See

We are born of woman, we are conceived in the womb of woman, we are engaged and married to woman. We make…

— Guru Nanak

I should think that people would be more interested in politics and all that is happening, rather than two lovebirds who are…

— Yoko Ono

You know, people say that today. "I am a saved sinner." That is like saying you are a married bachelor. That is…

— Leonard Ravenhill

If I get married I get a tax break, if I have a kid I get a tax break, if I get…

— Bill Burr

“I even yelled at you last night." Phin eased up. "For which I apologize." "It was kind of nice," Sophie said. "At…

— Jennifer Crusie

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

— Craig Ferguson

I have never been unfaithful to a partner and would find it immoral to be involved with a married man

— Kylie Minogue

The boredom of married life inevitable destroys love, when love has preceded marriage.

— Stendhal

Chelsea are like a beautiful wife who married a richer man after leaving me.

— Gianluca Vialli

I can't say I'm not married but it's true I'm married to god

— Anonymous

I haven't heard from Elvis since his daughter married Michael Jackson. I think it killed him.

— Jerry Glanville

I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18.

— Loretta Lynn

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

— Johnny Carson

I lost my childhood. When girls of my age were studying and playing, I was married off.

— Asha Bhosle

I'm married to an American. I work for a company that is, you know, its headquarters in the U.S.

— Wael Ghonim

You can't be a Red if you're married to a civil servant.

— Doris Lessing

People dont get married by accident and they dont get divorced by accident.

— Darren Hayes

After 'Main Hoon Na,' I got married; so I took some time off.

— Farah Khan

I will get married soon. It is in the pipeline. I believe in the institution of marriage.

— Sushmita Sen

I knew that I always wanted to work even after I got married.

— Radhika Pandit

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!

— P. J. O'Rourke