I saw 'The Osbournes' on MTV. I saw that they were getting 60 million viewers to watch - with due respect to Ozzy - a British guy mumbling and his wife yelling, cleaning up dog poop. I was like, 'This… — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
Lets go roll on her. Go roll up on her right now. Just be like, whats your problem? — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
I was giving people $15,000 checks, my friends that, like, we're struggling. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
I don't worship crystals - but I love them. Like I love sunsets and stars. It's just way easier to grab a dope crystal… — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
Some people say I'm all washed up. Joke's on them, I haven't bathed in weeks. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
Everyone's insecure. But it's different when you're young and on TV and everyone's talking about you. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
Well, I'm trying to be a billionaire before 30I definitely want to go into politics later in my life. I plan to be governor,… — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
I always wanted to work for the CIA growing up. I'd be a CIA operative in Hollywood that made movies to manipulate the masses. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
I have to block my mom on most accounts. I have her blocked on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
We're brother and sister. At the end of the day, I can't change that. I can't make you un-my sister. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
I spent thousands of dollars having a wizard coach. Being a wizard, it's pretty heavy. Going around with a wand, and people start looking… — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
I don't care about the clubs, I don't care about the radio, all I care about is getting my digital downloads. — Spencer Pratt Copy Share Image
