Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the creases to… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
Chemistry seems to be pretty much nailed down, and biology gains ground all the time. But physics seems to be mired in idle rumination.… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
I'm writing a movie script about vampires with an animator called Michael Booth. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
I suppose I would like to find out more about my grandparents because I knew them when I was too young to grasp that… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
I suppose there wasn't a well-worn path into the British space programme because we didn't really have a space programme. Dad was one of… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
Apparently, some physicists argue that time is curved. I suppose this means that the past is in some way still present. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
“I think we mistake sadness for depression, because life is basically sad, and its the failure to recognize that that leads to this sort of resentment and bewilderment [...] It is, it is, and [..] you know, people just suddenly think that the world owes it to them to be happy, and they're not happy and then they think well,… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share
My idea of family is not dominated by blood ties. Families are fragile things, and I think it is social pressure and emotional attachments… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date. — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
I love many places to which I have no connection, but identifying an ancestor, or someone I think is an ancestor, has taken me… — Jeremy Hardy Copy Share Image
