“There once was a man who was sore 'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door. Celibacy is just not for me Let me in, you cock-teasing whore.” — Jake Wizner Copy Share Image
“I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid.” — Jake Wizner Copy Share Image
“There once was a man who was sore 'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door. Celibacy is just not for me Let me in,… — Jake Wizner Copy Share Image
