Funny as hell Quote by Jake Wizner

“About every six to eight months, I run into a man who astounds me sexually, but between escapades, I'm celibate, which I don't think…

— Sue Grafton

“Oh? And what was I to say? I beg your pardon, Lord Wriothesly, but your wife seems to have acquired a distinct liking for…

— Ashley March

“If a passionate celibacy was all he could have with Sophia, well, that was still better than having sex with any other female as…

— Evangeline Anderson

“That’s enough naughty girl,” you say in a mocking tone, “I am going to put you over my knee and spank you for being…

— Felicity Brandon

“How does one tell his wife that she sucked at seduction...?”

— M.S. Knight

“He’d tried celibacy. The only problem was the lack of sex.”

— Mark Haddon

“That’s what you wanted me for,” he all but growled. His dick was going to cuss him for a bastard if he didn’t get…

— Cherrie Lynn

“Excited my little whore? Yes, that's what you are, letting me fuck you the way I do. You know that's not good. Letting me…

— K.I. Lynn

“How does my cock feel in you?” “Wonderful. You should keep it in me all night, Mister Thorny. Or is that not part of…

— Tiffany Reisz

“Celibate? He lived and breathed sex. Considered sex the eighth wonder of the world. Suffering blue balls was for teenagers. Not grown men.”

— Kate Angell

“Celibacy is the most extreme of sexual perversions, after all.”

— Ada Palmer

“I fought the mighty urge to watch her put it on. My libido had just burst out of the closet and was tripping over…

— B. Justin Shier