When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
A fellow with the smallest mind is the one who is usually most willing to give someone a piece of it. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
Advice is like cooking-you should try it before you feed it to others. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
If you listen too much to advice, you may wind up making other people's mistakes. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
When a man marries a woman, they become one-the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
