A man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. He types in mypenis. The wife then starts laughing hysterically when it says.. Im sorry, not long enough. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Don't get so busy adding up your troubles, that you forget to count your blessings. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your gonna take a stab at me,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Its amazing that someone so tiny and someone who doesn't even know that they've done has managed to teach me how to love all… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
1,2 the stalker is coming for you. 3,4 better block that whore. 5,6 she's a creeping bitch. 7,8 ain't sure if she straight. 9,10 she's stalking again. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
There is truly no better feeling in life than to hold the life you made in your arms. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Going to bed now for some mind blowing, passionate, earth shattering, mad .. sleep. .. what were you thinking, you dirty minded people. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Don't have any get up and go today. It got up and went yesterday and never came back. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
When I look into the eyes of my children, I know I have done something perfectly right. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
The sheep I'm counting keep hitting the fence instead of jumping over it. Either they need to go on a diet, or I seriously… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
