I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I used to own a stuffed piranha, but I haven't seen it in years. I don't even know what happened to it. Maybe my wife didn't want it to make the move from the last house to this one. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
One thing about writing 'The Sarah Silverman Program' was the concern that I don't give myself the best story, you know what I mean? — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I do think certain kinds of music can make you violent. Like, when I listen to Nickelback, it makes me want to kill Nickelback. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I love to visit the comic shops, and I don't want to call myself a 'foodie,' because that word is just stupid, but I… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
Metal is easily my favorite thing - Exodus and Anthrax and Megadeth - so it just kind of organically came through in the standup… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
I've played D&D for years. I'm a comic book guy. Comic-Con in San Diego is nerd Christmas for me. — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
In D&D, I love playing the first guy through the door - the guy with the battle-axe. 'Where are the bad guys? Just point… — Brian Posehn Copy Share Image
