Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
Germany is a machine for producing geniuses. Its crowning product was the German Jew which in suitably dramatic style it then tried… — Michel Tournier Copy Share Image
The whole thing of moving the currency through currency sorting and detection machines and so on that was the whole process actually… — Chanda Kochhar Copy Share Image
I love stories like 'The Terminator' movies and 'The Matrix,' where our machines become self-aware and turn on us. — Ernest Cline Copy Share Image
The humans have a curious force they call ambition. It drives them, and, through them, it drives us. This force which keeps… — John Wyndham Copy Share Image
A dense undergrowth of extension cords sustains my upper world of lights, music, and machines of comfort. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
India did not innovate with the ATMs. But when we brought ATMs into India and made the machines talk in 15 regional… — Chanda Kochhar Copy Share Image
I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Machines can do things cheaper and better. We're very used to that in banking, for example. ATM machines are better than tellers… — Geoffrey Hinton Copy Share Image
The insight at the root of artificial intelligence was that these "bits" (manipulated by computers) could just as well stand as symbols… — Daniel Crevier Copy Share Image
My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
Certainly Star Wars has a valid mythological perspective. It shows the state as a machine and asks, "Is the machine going to… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
Manufacturing takes place in very large facilities. If you want to build a computer chip, you need a giant semiconductor fabrication facility.… — Ralph Merkle Copy Share Image
The telephone ringing gave me a dreadful start. I have never got used to this machine, the way it crouches so malevolently,… — John Banville Copy Share Image
“I’d imagine the whole world was one big machine. Machines never come with any extra parts, you know. They always come with… — Hugo Cabret Copy Share Image
When I write about a 15-year old, I jump, I return to the days when I was that age. It's like a… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Artificial intelligence uses a complex set of rules - algorithms - to get to a conclusion. A computer has to calculate its… — Kevin Maney Copy Share Image
The not-quite-sort-of lie works here too - often an ad will announce that "Congressman Johnson voted for a bill that gave tax… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
We believe we are hurt when we don't receive love. But that is not what hurts us. Our pain comes when we… — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
In Mendrisio I felt it - the exhilaration of what the bike has to offer. It's a simple machine that conjures a… — Cadel Evans Copy Share Image
Sometimes I still have American dreams. I mean literally. I see microwave ovens and exercise machines and grocery store shelves with 30… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Orchids manufacture their intricate devices from the common components of ordinary flowers, parts usually fitted for very different functions. If God had… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Without self knowledge, without understanding the working and functions of his machine, man cannot be free, he cannot govern himself and he… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
“Its hurtful and wonderful how our jokes survive us. Since I left home on this journey, I've thought a lot about this-how… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
The eye and brain are not like a fax machine, nor are there little people looking at the images coming in. — Torsten Wiesel Copy Share Image
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We have always been thinking about different ways to perform electronic music, i.e. music made with machines. — Thomas Bangalter Copy Share Image
Nintendo is applying the benefits of advanced technology, but we're using it to make our machines more power-efficient, quieter, and faster to… — Satoru Iwata Copy Share Image
Your body is an amazing creation, capable of performing great wonders, but you can destroy that miraculous machine's potential with an overdose… — Harry Johnson Copy Share Image
If we reason that we want happiness for others, not for ourselves, then we ought justly to be suspected of failing to… — Wilhelm von Humboldt Copy Share Image
I see the human being is an incredible machine, totally undiscovered in many ways. Every one of us has a hidden tank… — Alex Zanardi Copy Share Image
I am not merely a habitual quoter but an incorrigible one. I am, I may as well face it, more quotatious than… — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
A lot of times in movies, especially in sequels, the characters become caricatures and just sort of improv machines and joke machines,… — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
Fashion is very complicated for machines to learn - something that is intuitive for a human is usually the hardest thing to… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
For me, the training has to be a mixture of hard work - it has to have a good structure, a good… — Chris Coleman Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that we live in a lunatic world where the only way to maintain peace is to have an… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
The greatest task before civilization at present is to make machines what they ought to be, the slaves, instead of the masters… — Havelock Ellis Copy Share Image
I'm a machine freak. I just love it when you can get a big ol' steel machine to do the most that… — Aaron Tippin Copy Share Image
Like my father, I would never as a child throw anything away, keeping old toys, electric motors and bits of broken machines… — Nick Park Copy Share Image
A narrator should not supply interpretations of his work; otherwise he would have not written a novel, which is a machine for… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image