“You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head. “Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the bullshit that comes later. You know, Life.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People...… — Hank Moody Copy Share
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
