“Because we are going to love this baby just the way she pops out, and if she's heterosexual, we're just going to tell her, honey, that's just the way you are and you can't help it.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Now, I'm not stupid, but when you see that your ticket to college is either football or your brains, and football is so much… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY STUPID ENOUGH!"… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“...A certain amount of clutter is expected. Hell, you find it everywhere. Cyphers on cereal boxes, fractals in sidewalk cracks, dead cats who don't… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Mike was lots of things -- a dickhead, a jackass, an asshole, a cocky bastard, a shitstain, a fuckwit -- but he wasn't ever… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I didn't even comment; it was like yelling at a bird for shitting on your car. This Story Is Full of Scorpions: Seriously, Dude,… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“There are some things which, by the very act of existing, negate the possibility of a benevolent God. Genocide. Child molesters. Snow boots with… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head." (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“The most difficult part of communicating with ghosts was really just getting their attention and letting them know that, yes, he was someone they… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Rick said something, then tapped Isaac on the shoulder and said it again, so Isaac took Rick's penis out of his mouth and looked… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“I felt used, in a way, just a hole for him to spunk in, but it felt good too, to know I could make… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Outside the train, the world went by, and somewhere above him in the sky, a plane flew away, and objects in motion would stay… — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Will leaned forward and gave her his warmest smile, the kind that could charm the scales off a fish.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Not everybody sucks my dick at the party and then acts like I killed their puppy!" (Jameson)” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“Isaac paused and took a small breath. "I like you better than Saturn." "Wow," said Rick, "that's ... a pretty big deal.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
“He smelled like aftershave and the subway, though the former not in a good way, and the latter not in a bad way.” — shukyou Copy Share Image
