I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I hated L.A. for a long time, and I wanted to leave it. I had these fantasies of going to 'SNL' and… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Every day, I wake up and I'm like, "Oh, I'm the star of my own show that has my name in it… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I'm actually an impatient person. I'm very suited for television because with the process, it's six weeks from the time you come… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
In high school, I had fun in my academic clubs, watching movies with my girlfriends, learning Latin, having long, protracted, unrequited crushes… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Haley and I would talk for hours about which member of 'N Sync we'd want to marry. After long deliberation, the answer… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I've been working in television for so long, since 2004, and I just worked nonstop throughout that time and I've learned so… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think women in general like men that don't give them the thing that we want. We want a chase. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
When you're "East Coast" person, you are so insufferable, and you have no idea. And I was. One, because I was miserable, and nobody… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
..I find it incredible impossible not to cry when I hear Stevie Nicks's "Landslide," especially the lyric: "I've been afraid of changing, because I've… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I must have been 10 or 11, but anything Dana Carvey ever did, I just really loved. He was on for a long time,… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find “Jack & Diane” a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can’t help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“As it is, I guess I find "Jack and Diane" a little disgusting. As a child of immigrant professionals, I can't help but notice… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic comedies, and it has both helped me and hurt me in many… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
More than half the questions I am asked are about the politics of the way I look — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Even though Mavis was my secret friend, she is the only one I hope I see again. She’s the only one I wonder about.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
