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“No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.” — Victoria Scott Copy Share Image
If People Can Use lol Without Even Laughing Surely They Can Use I Love You Without Even Loving. So Don't Be Fooled. — Byaombe Salome Copy Share Image
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“I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Hehe I found this on the internet someone edited it and put me on vogue it was probably my bestie — Millie_Darlington Copy Share Image
A girl said that I'm lesbian I said sorry what ... she said I like pussies more than dicks.. same here bitch ... ;) — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
Tomorrow I'll wake up at 5am. Mom - Lol Dad - Lol Neighbours - Lol Friends - Lol Aliens - Lol — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
“Did you see the look on that guy's face when he hit the ground? He was all like "Come here, defenceless little… — Bree Despain Copy Share Image
“Mr Bott sits down and gestures gracefully to the board. "As you are clearly both fascinated by this text, would you like… — Holly Smale Copy Share Image
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“The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
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“My friends call me Wrath," says Raffe. "My enemies call me Please Have Mercy. What's your name, soldier boy?" Raffe's mocking tone… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
I instantly smile when I see a text from you, I don't care what's in it. It's amazing to know I crossed… — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
When I have children, I'm going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that. — Alexandra Herrera Copy Share Image
