“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks. “Purple thunder,” Valen suggests.… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
Good men are like unicorns , everyone talk about them but nobody has actually seen them — Me Copy Share Image
I want you . you want her . she wants you too . well, do you want me to kill both of you ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear,When a girl is really feeling you, she goes back and reads the whole conversation again when it's over. — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
How do I tweet to much on twitter ? Its twitter dumbass ! Bitch take yo ugly ass back to facebook then ! — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to miss out on a chance to congratulate you on your bouncing baby boy.” Garrett’s eyes trailed over to… — T.E. Sivec Copy Share Image
Sex is sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase population do you get my… — Talyiah Copy Share Image
“Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
“Without a word, I moved beside him.He slid the cutting board in front of me. "First," he said, coming behind me and… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Plus, Barnstorm is complaining about his mobility with only one crutch. “Then you shouldn’t have busted the other one over Elaine’s head,”… — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
They are three sides to any agument: Your side My side and the right side — Christian Franco Copy Share Image
“You, my child, will marry well. More than once." (...) The lady retrieved the cards and shuffled them back together into one… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
“We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I've likely given the poor man a heart attack.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“And Talon did not understand – no, strike that, he didn‘t want to understand – why seeing Hawk and Roadkill together gave… — aggybird Copy Share Image
The doctor:it doesn't have stabilizers river: the blue switches. the doctor: well the blue switches don't do anything. they're just blue river:… — The Doctor & River Song Copy Share Image
“Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.” — Cecily White Copy Share Image
