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If fear didn't exist, I'd run up to you, kiss you and tell you that I love you. — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
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“Drugs?" "Rituals. Are you messing around with drugs?" "No. But maybe rituals." "Drugs might be better.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
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Baby I wake up every mornin for you and I want you to feel special... Nigga I'm just kidding, I got school… — J-Young Copy Share Image
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