My mom never saw me funny, which is really sad. She was everything I wanted to be. She was gorgeous, magnetic, creative, flirtatious and interesting. I look nothing like her, though my grandma disagrees: 'I see your mom most in… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I'm so desperate for all the wisdom that only comes with age. But I can't do anything except wait for it. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to wear black lipstick, but I think you have to have like a really cool personality. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I watch old clips sometimes and I'm like, I think I'm making people sad. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Life, for better and worse, does not go the way you might have envisioned when you were 16. And I would not change anything… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up in high school and knew I was funny, but I didn't think it was something I could actually do full-time… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
After a semester, I left Cal Poly to attend a local community college - Palomar in San Marcos. It was the best move. I… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I am generally writing about things happening in my own life, in what I hope is a very relatable way. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I started doing stand-up at 16 and I didn't have the life experience to talk about politics or social issues. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I was a really shy, scared kid. I was really, really anxious to go on stage for the first five years that I was… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
When I started doing standup, it was the first time I felt comfortable with myself. I think people I went to school with were… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Some people will say, 'Oh, you're very wise beyond your years,' and that's just a nice way of saying, 'You hate yourself, and you… — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
