A red apple isn't red, nor the lemon yellow. The sky is seldom blue, only when it isn't. — Keith Crown Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now? — Licia Copy Share Image
When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“when life gives you lemonade make lemons cause life will be all like what” — Modern Family Copy Share Image
If life gives you apples, eat them. If life gives you lemons, throw them at a wall and say 'the heck with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or… — Diane Lane Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I have a green juice in the morning - a big one - with kale, spinach, celery, cucumber, two lemons and lots… — Kelly Gale Copy Share Image
I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
Roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I touch my wiener. Roses are red lemons are sour spread… — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
My father...made us shop at Goodwill. I found things to wear and got Best Dressed (in the yearbook) two years in a… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that. — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
I don't see the songs as uplifting, but rather as trying to make lemonade from lemons, or whatever. When I listen to… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
From the simple stringing together of lemon garlands for the goddess Durga, to dividing the prasadam or blessed foods for the children… — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
The sun rose yellow as a lemon.The sky was round and blue.The birds looped clear water songs in the air.Will and Jim… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
I actually start my day with a cup of warm lemon water with cayenne pepper. It jump-starts your detoxifying system in your… — Vani Hari Copy Share Image
If you could learn how to make a perfect lemon tart then you got a story. If you don't feel like that,… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
“I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn lemons! demand to see… — Cave Johnson Portal 2 Copy Share Image
Faced with the almost inescapable conclusion that it had been selling lemons, Nike shifted into make-lemonade mode. Jeff Pisciotta became head of… — Christopher McDougall Copy Share Image
“The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of… — L.A. Nettles Copy Share Image
“When Life Gives You Lemons you tell life to Get a Life because lemons are a terrible gift.” — Patrick Schell Copy Share Image
Exploiting the stupidity of the American voter is fun and easy: kinda like squeezing a lemon. — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, you squirt them in the eye, than yell that you wanted limes! — Amanda Day Copy Share Image
50 lemons are a burden for 1 person, but they are treasures for 50 people — Emmet Fox Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons,make lemonade.Then figure out how to sell it for $5.00 a glass” — John Woodman Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAT?!” — Modern Family Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
