Lemons Quotes

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

— Joe Jonas

The lemonade is weak, like your soul.

— Friedrich Schiller

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

— Dale Carnegie

“If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice!”

— Vince Smith

“If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.”

— Toronto Star

“When life gives you lemons ~ write about 'em!”

— Kimmie Easley

“When life pees on you, make lemonade.”

— Anonymous

“When Life throws me lemon's, I get a Pen!”

— Kiexiza Rodriquez

When life gives you lemons ask for salt and taquila…!

— Anonymous

When life throws you a lemon, make lemonade. Then remember, free is NOT always better.

— Anonymous

When life hands you lemons, screw it, do you honestly know how to make lemonade?

— Braden Walker

“life hands you lemons, you squeeze the hell out of them to get what you want. Why”

— Denise Grover Swank

“when life gives you lemons, don't try to make orange juice”

— Tatyana Sumakova

“When life gives you lemons…say it for a rainy day”

— Amanee Lee

When life gives me lemons, I am going to squirt them in your eyes. bitch.

— Carlos

“when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons.”

— Jake Hamilton

I am like a lemon. I'm pressed for more juice. When I have fun, there's still juice. I am not dried up.

— Carine Roitfeld

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

— Lance Armstrong

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.

— Khaled Hosseini

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor.

— Emo Philips

We are the only species of mammal that doubts our ability to give birth. It's profitable to scare women about birth. But…

— Ina May Gaskin

When you get given lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it...

— Grace Davies

“When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.”

— Anonymous

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up…

— LIZ

The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open…

— Vivek Wadhwa

I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and…

— Giada De Laurentiis

Because we don't know that much about what has happened before, it's useful. But either we will recover and progress, or the…

— Kurt Andersen

When I got up this morning the sea was full of sun pennies - and now it all seems to be covered…

— Mary Ann Shaffer

I don't want you to think that I'm up late reading a stack of Spider-Man comics and eating a tray of lemon…

— Nicolas Cage

I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want…

— Edward Elric

When life gives you lemons... you draw faces on them and pretend they're the president... you attempt to knock the teeth out…

— Cellan Slarcas

Quantum mechanics is just completely strange and counterintuitive. We can't believe that things can be here [in one place] and there [in…

— Seth Lloyd

Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor…

— Hunter S. Thompson

At present I absolutely want to paint a starry sky. It often seems to me that night is still more richly coloured…

— Vincent Van Gogh

“Remember this, for it is as true and true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The…

— Ina May Gaskin

“You know… I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade … GET MAD! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!…

— Cave Johnson

In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home —and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Hillary's never been anything but the Smartest Woman in the World. I've talked about this I don't know how many times. I…

— Rush Limbaugh

Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms. I stepped forward and hugged…

— Rick Riordan

What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng,…

— Bryan Lee O'Malley