I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make orange jucie and leave people wondering how the fuck you did it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When life throws you lemons you have two options: make lemonade or throw them back and ask for something sweeter! mangos...pineapples...yum :) — MilanaMay Copy Share Image
Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage. — Ricardo Flores Magon Copy Share Image
“That evening after dinner, I picked lemons from the tree in the backyard, the fruits golden bulbs under the rising moon.” — Aspen Matis Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you… — Teodora Kostova Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
I still get nervous about singing. I drink tea with honey and lemon before every concert. And I need to have scented… — Mary J. Blige Copy Share Image
There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
The particular way I'm going to die is not going to be particularly pleasant. It will probably be physically uncomfortable, and it… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
There was a lot of other young players around at that time when I was coming, but there was older people like… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise!… — Anthon St. Maarten Copy Share Image
My thoughts are crabbed and sallow, My tears like vinegar, Or the bitter blinking yellow Of an acetic star. Tonight the caustic… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Bringing my two children up while writing was just a part of life. I'd much rather have had their interruptions than been… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your… — Tae Yun Kim Copy Share Image
We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible. — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi. — LIZ Copy Share Image
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life give's you lemons use those lemons to burn life's house. YEAH!!!” — Keanex me Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and say: 'I wanted oranges!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and ask life what type of lemons those were.” — Rabeh SIddiqi Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons - make grapejuice. Then sit back and let people wonder how you did it. — Kigichi Ishiritari Copy Share Image
