My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations — Philippe Starck Copy Share Image
Im tired of life handing me lemons without sugar, the cup, spoon, etc. Life you aint shit! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
“Life never gives you lemons. So, go out buy some lemons and make lemon tea relax back and have a sip.” — Kreeti Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
Life is like a lemon... You can either cut it perfect, or have lemon juice get squirt in your eye and be… — Taylor Ferris Copy Share Image
...with each new book of mine I have always the feeling that this time I have picked a lemon in the garden… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate… — Brenda Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
“If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out… — Emma O'Connor Copy Share Image
“A lemon can only tell you it's an orange only for so long... The real juice flows when pressure is applied!” — Ana Marie Velazquez Copy Share Image
Just cause life gives you lemons doent mean you have to make lemonade, Sometimes its smart to tell life no thank you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins. "You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?"… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and… — Cliff Richard Copy Share Image
Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle,… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I… — Portal 2 Copy Share Image
Meyer lemons are a splurge, but they're so wonderful. You could make a Meyer lemon curd or a jam. You could make… — Dorie Greenspan Copy Share Image
A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' ... Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka,… — Ian Fleming Copy Share Image
“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party. — Charith Thilina Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I catch anyone making lemonade from my lemons I will shit on their lawn. — Adam Sessler Copy Share Image
“If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons” — Kevin Donovan Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
When I think of flavours, I think colour, so lemon should be yellow and orange is orange. — Dylan Lauren Copy Share Image
“When life gives you a lemon, chuck it right back… and add a few lemons of your own.” — Clara deLemos Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!” — Suzanne Sweeney Copy Share Image
A Persian's heaven is eas'ly made: 'T is but black eyes and lemonade. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons you throw the lemons in life's face and demand for cupcakes — Gabi666 Copy Share Image
