My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico. — LIZ Copy Share Image
“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.” — Kevin Ward Copy Share Image
It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health. — Maud Grieve Copy Share Image
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You’ll feel… — Anthony Paull Copy Share Image
“You only have the fun you create yourself. Life is what you make of it. If you get lemons, then...well, then don't… — Willow Rose Copy Share Image
In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because… — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
“Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who… — Portal 2 Copy Share Image
Raw garlic and a skin of the lemon - not only do they give you a beautiful face and skin but they… — Manto Tshabalala-Msimang Copy Share Image
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and… — Ron White Copy Share Image
'When you have a lemon, make a lemonade.' That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite.… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share Image
“Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish,… — Jennifer Paterson Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, don't turn them into lemonade, because fact of the matter is, lemons do not like being squeezed… — Julia Knecht Copy Share Image
I don't want to stand filming in front of the water cannon and guys with Molotovs. I want to show you what… — Tim Pool Copy Share Image
A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like when you… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Am I a fruitcake? I don't know. Perception is reality, so if I sit here and say, "I'm not a fruitcake, I'm… — Macy Gray Copy Share Image
I have an avocado tree at my place in Los Angeles - it's the smoother-skinned one, which tends to be a little… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
I liked blues from the time my mother used to take me to church. I started to listen to gospel music, so… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal Copy Share Image
“If life gives you lemonade- make lemons and life will be all like "whaaaaat?” — Phil Dunphy Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let them wonder how you did it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a singer now I have to get all fussy... I must have my ginger and lemon and all that. — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons squeeze them in someone's eyes then run like hell!! :) — Samira Ferreira Copy Share Image
“when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?” — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
“Make me a drink strong enough to wash away this dishwater world, they said was lemonade.” — The Shins Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons... I eat them... — Guardian/Hommie G Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it.” — Amanda Kellogg Copy Share Image
