Legs Quotes · Page 24

She could not complain about not having shoes when the person she was talking to had no legs.

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Try taking a stand on just one leg. You need to see both sides.

— Joss Whedon

On two legs, Mickey Mantle would have been the greatest ballplayer who ever lived.

— Nellie Fox

Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later.

— Anthony Bourdain

Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it.

— Mason Cooley

There are days when my legs don't work, so I have to be in my wheelchair.

— Kadeena Cox

I can bend over and put my head between my legs, stick my foot over my head, and stand one leg.

— Diamond Dallas Page

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or…

— Dougray Scott

These days baseball is different. You come to Spring Training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready your…

— Dave Winfield

I do like moving my legs a lot, like maybe moon walk-y things. I don't have like one move, because I try…

— Lucas Till

When I met Richard Leakey, I thought, 'This is the most charismatic man I've ever met.' He has no legs. He lost…

— Eric Roth

We teach girls shame; close your legs, cover yourself, we make them feel as though by being born female they're already guilty…

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought,…

— Peter Dobereiner

You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and…

— Tina Fey

God gave us all exactly the same fingers, arms, legs, and feet, but in our different countries we divided them all a…

— Ninette de Valois

More and more I believe in the fact that you have two hands and two legs, and the thing is how to…

— Bruce Lee

To keep a man a slave you do much the same as the cruel circus masters did to the elephant around the…

— Glenn Beck

I first became fascinated with the Sears catalogue because all the people in its pages were perfect. Nearly everybody I knew had…

— Harry Crews

College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more…

— H. L. Mencken

I don't sing now, because I had polio when I was 15, bulbar polio. This was when the epidemic was happening. And…

— Charlie Haden

The Marianne Vos Route goes through the seven villages of Aalburg, where I grew up, and celebrates my World and Olympic titles…

— Marianne Vos

Among the gods, there is a dispute as to which one of them originally thought of Christianity; or, as they call it,…

— Tom Holt

“I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind your ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of…

— Raymond Chandler

My love, do you recall the object which we saw, That fair, sweet, summer morn! At a turn in the path a…

— Charles Baudelaire

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs…

— Ogden Nash

I don't wanna dance, baby girl, it's like my legs is on strike.

— Killa Sin

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his…

— Chic Murray

I think to win in straight sets every match is important for the body, for the legs, for the physical conditions.

— Juan Martin del Potro

Of, course it always cheers a news editor when a story has what we describe as 'legs' therefore it, erm, runs.

— Kamal Ahmed

The worst injury I've ever seen in a fight was with Anderson Silva when his leg snapped in half.

— Jon Jones

The person whose face is between your legs is gonna get lockjaw.

— Betty Dodson

From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back.

— John Madden

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

— Steven Wright

Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

— Kevin Keegan

I miss him like one might miss a scar, or wooden leg, something disfiguring but characteristic.

— Nick Hornby

“After a good run, my legs feel like Jell-O. Somebody get me a spoon and stick a fork in me.”

— Jarod Kintz

Fortune loves to give bedroom slippers to people with wooden legs, and gloves to those with no hands.

— Theophile Gautier

Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward.

— Djuna Barnes

A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie.

— Travie McCoy

It's good to get fresh legs in [the White house]. I think that it refreshes our democracy.

— Barack Obama