Legs Quotes · Page 20

I haven't yet met a woman who told me, 'I wish I had shorter legs.'

— Christian Louboutin

“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”

— Jimmy Carr

Even the most beautiful legs - Marlene Dietrich's, for instance - look better when the kneecap is covered.

— Edith Head

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

— Steven Wright

I wipe away my tears and nod, because the pain in my leg is nothing compare to the one in my heart.

— Wendelin Van Draanen

I feel so small I could sit on a dime an' my legs wouldn't even hang over.

— Mary Lasswell

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class

— David Coleman

Sometimes when you're young and a little more immature, you can overdo things or not really have your legs under you.

— Maya Moore

Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness…

— Jack Handey

Some people think plant-based diet, whole foods diet is extreme. Half a million people a year will have their chests opened up…

— Caldwell Esselstyn

See, people are watching you. Especially your children. They're taking in every single thing you do. They are like video cameras with…

— Joel Osteen

I don't mind your showing me your legs. They're very swell legs and it's a pleasure to make their acquaintace. I don't…

— Raymond Chandler

It's about sticking to your strengths - I'm not trying to run away from nobody or do any double stopovers or anything…

— Adebayo Akinfenwa

I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't…

— Arthur Ashe

I think bare legs in winter are idiotic. Unless your naked pins are toned, tanned and veinless, it's best to cover up.…

— Joan Collins

I'm not religious. I love what Clive James said the other day. James is a brilliant writer, but he keeps on writing…

— Tom Courtenay

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love…

— Jeff Kinney

Researchers can measure what kind of angles your legs take up during the day when they're just trailing around behind you in…

— John L. Phillips

Squatting on old bones and excrement and rusty iron, in a white blaze of heat, a panorama of naked idiots stretches to…

— William S. Burroughs

God wants to see human beings, not ghosts who shun the world. . . . Our marriage must be a 'yes' to…

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I'm much more interested in lesser-known eccentrics and characters and performers. Like Matthew Buchinger, who was born in Germany in 1674, had…

— Ricky Jay

If knowledge isn't self-knowledge it isn't doing much, mate. Is the universe expanding? Is it contracting? Is it standing on one leg…

— Tom Stoppard

If we were made to watch a doctor pull off the little baby's legs and arms one by one and place them…

— John Piper

She rises up out of a sea of faces and embraces me, embraces me passionately--- a thousand eyes, noses, fingers, legs, bottles,…

— Henry Miller

I'm not intimidated by anyone. Everyone is made with two arms, two legs, a stomach and a head. Just think about that.

— Josephine Baker

Winning is about heart, not just legs. It's got to be in the right place.

— Lance Armstrong

As a precaution, we’re making machines extremely heavy with very tiny legs.

— Larry Page

When I was seven, I broke my leg playing soccer. Just to feel something.

— Anthony Jeselnik

I like frogs. I am not crazy about their legs in a buffet, but I like their casual approach to life.

— Sandi Toksvig

Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

— Jim Hightower

How does a kid from Coos Bay, with one leg longer than the other win races?

— Steve Prefontaine

If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.

— Mitch Hedberg

Victims of oppression & injustice don't need our spasm of passion…they need our legs & lungs of endurance.

— Gary Haugen

Now I'm going to put my eyelashes on and stretch my legs out and do a show.

— Nana Visitor

“Fingers with no dexterity and legs too weak to walk, the result of old age and tired old bones.”

— Ghillie

Sometimes life will test you but remember this:When you walk up a mountain,your legs get stonger.

— Nikkie Mae

A girl is grown up when she stops counting on her fingers and starts counting on her legs.

— Irv Kupcinet

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli

— Janet Evanovich

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits.

— Pete Rose

I love brands. If something is branded, it has legs that can grow.

— Touker Suleyman