Lazy Quotes · Page 22

I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I…

— Andrew Luck

The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

— Ben Elton

Right now, Vee was the only person I could count on. She could be obnoxious,annoying, and lazy, but she never lied to…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

The thing about stand-up is that it's so easy. You just show up and talk. But you can get lazy doing that.

— Jimmy Dore

I'm naturally quite lazy, and I actually think I'm lax about my career. None of my work defines who I am.

— Catherine Tate

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

— Fran Lebowitz

Say, what abridgement have you for this evening? What masque, what music? How shall we beguile The lazy time if not with…

— William Shakespeare

“That's so typical. You won't steal a baby, but you're too lazy to conjugate.”

— Anonymous

Thank you for not judging me on those days when I'm like, 'I don't care who sees me.' Because I kind of…

— Anonymous

“Most humans manage to squander their free time, as free time makes them dysfunctional, lazy, and unmotivated—the busier they get, the more…

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Anyone who is too lazy to master the comparatively small glossary necessary to understand Chaucer deserves to be shut out from the…

— Ezra Pound

I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've…

— Amy Schumer

Not all single women want to be married. Not all boys like football. Not all homemakers like to cook. Not all messy…

— John Piper

I nursed a worthless, pint drinker for twelve years and when my lazy, life-sucking, daddy finally died, I swore to God with…

— Kathryn Stockett

“A lazy smile reached his lips. “The mere sight of me shirtless takes your mind there? Good to know. I’d rather a…

— Katherine McIntyre

Going out at night and having a fabulous social life takes a lot out of you, and I don't know if I…

— Kajol

People grew lazy. They knew too many blessings, and so lost the ability to appreciate what they had

— Ann Aguirre

I don't agree with any form of butler, so definitely not a robot one. It's lazy, so a bad idea.

— Kano

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time.

— Bjork

I've written something like 17 novels, which isn't bad, I suppose, but my father wrote 120 books, my mother 40. In comparison, I'm lazy.

— Deborah Moggach

Crime is stupid, lazy and weak. You can only exploit it and make money out of it.

— Gregory David Roberts

Don't hope for a life without problems. An easy life results in a judgmental and lazy mind.

— Kyongho

“Don’t be lazy. Hard work brings happiness. There is no other time to avoid being a lazy. Take that decision now. Kick…

— Israelmore Ayivor

I'm pretty lazy when it comes to creativity. I just want it to be easy and fun.

— Reggie Watts

Readers are very, very savvy, and I don't want to insult them by making them think I'm too lazy to get it…

— Karin Slaughter

People too often - because it's an easy, lazy tag - dwell on my style of football.

— Sam Allardyce

Stealing is a lazy man's way. Something for nothing, leaves you hell to pay.

— Michael Peterson

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

— Kobe Bryant

I am lazy, but when I do something, I always do my best and never give up.

— Anonymous

Nobody is so heartily despised as a pusillanimous, lazy, good-for-nothing, land-lubber; a sailor has no bowels of compassion for him.

— Herman Melville

It's not my passion to wake up at 6:00 in the morning to do my exercises. Sometimes I really hate it. I'm lazy.

— Sibel Kekilli

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

— Phyllis Diller

If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get…

— Sophia Bush

Rules are mostly made to be broken and are too often for the lazy to hide behind.

— Anonymous

We seldom call anybody lazy, but such as we reckon inferior to us, and of whom we expect some service.

— Bernard de Mandeville

I figure I write for people who are intelligent enough to do some labor. Lazy readers are not my ideal readers.

— Rigoberto Gonzalez

“How dare you call me lazy? I'd come up with a scathing retort but, meh, I'm just not motivated.”

— Andy Weir

At home I can become lazy and if a Welsh word is really long, I just replace it with English.

— Matthew Rhys

People who read are not too lazy to turn on the television; they prefer books.

— Annie Dillard

People think TRT is for lazy people. No, it's just you're just trying to improve yourself.

— Forrest Griffin