Laughing Quotes · Page 66

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum!

— Helen Hayes

Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*.

— Thom Yorke

Why me?' I ask God. God says nothing. I laugh and the stars watch. It's good to be alive.

— Markus Zusak

I am smiling because you are my brother. I am laughing because there is nothing you can do about it!

— Reina

You made me laugh when I wanted to cry, you made me cry because I was laughing so hard.

— Anonymous

“And somewhere he was laughing, in a white-painted loft, distant fingers caressing the deck, tears of release streaking his face.”

— William Gibson

That the young rich smell the stink of the poor and learn to find it a bit amusing. They had to laugh,…

— Charles Bukowski

“I'm probably laughing at myself more than anyone is, because I'm around me all the time.”

— Tim Kinsella

Gradually, at the concerts, I began to hear calls for 'the fat girl'… Then I would jump up for the piano stool,…

— Sophie Tucker

Th left laugh at the idea that you think we might have been on the verge of losing America. They laugh at…

— Rush Limbaugh

We turned the lights off to save money, so you can't really see it. It's the same show. Hopefully, there are lots…

— Mark Gatiss

I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things…

— Tabitha Suzuma

I suppose I look for humor in most situations because it humanizes things; it makes a character much more three-dimensional if there's…

— Colm Meaney

“Kristen is saying, The fourth-quarter forecast isn’t looking good. Matt is laughing attractively and saying, Now, I don’t understand that kind of…

— Naomi Alderman

I always feel bad laughing at people who act crazy. But sometimes the things they do are so damned funny. I wonder…

— Martha Manning

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would…

— Billy Crystal

This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, arent you? The girl who…

— Maggie Stiefvater

Mothers who know do less. They permit less of what will not bear good fruit eternally. They allow less media in their…

— Julie B. Beck

I wish my countrymen to consider that whatever the human law may be, neither an individual nor a nation can ever commit…

— Henry David Thoreau

Most of the time, it just sat there in my body, until the weekend. After five or six takes of crying, your…

— Tinsel Korey

There is no greater mystery than this, that we keep seeking reality though in fact we are reality. We think that there…

— Ramana Maharshi

Emily [Blunt] is such a giggler, she has such a positive life force about her and she's so giggly in a naughty…

— Jacki Weaver

When I'm on stage, and when I'm comfortable or uncomfortable, I have sort of a knee-jerk reaction to try to make people…

— Jenny Slate

There's just nothing funnier or crazier than that - doing your Broadway debut as Spider-Man in 'Spider-Man' the musical. It was, like,…

— Jake Epstein

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard…

— Anonymous

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.

— Sara Blakely

One day we'll look back we'll smile and we'll laugh,but right now we just cry. Cuz it's so hard to say good-bye.

— Miley Cyrus

I just want to spend the rest of my life with someone who makes me smile, laugh, feel special, and supports me.

— Taylor Swift

You could be laughing one day about the same issues that you're crying about the next day, so that's life.

— Taraji P. Henson

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because youre so damn funny

— Kanav Rajput

“In some darkened corner, an evil troll named Karma was rolling on the floor laughing, hysterically.”

— Belle Malory

If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.

— Andrew Mason

It feels so good to laugh at myself. I'd probably cry my eyes out if I didn't.

— Melissa Brown

Here I confess; I miss being silly with you, laughing with you, smiling because of you.

— Kara

I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown,…

— Steve Coogan

I can't wear flat shoes. My feet repel them. I was in agony. My high heels had left my feet bleeding. Laugh…

— Mariah Carey

I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.

— Joseph Epstein

Trust me, true?" Butch barked a laugh. "Last time you said that i ended up with a vampire cocktail, remember?

— J.R. Ward

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.

— H. W. L. Poonja

The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears…

— Anonymous