America has no north, no south, no east, no west. The sun rises over the hills and sets over the mountains, the… — Sam Watkins Copy Share Image
If you write in the paper 'Lee stinks,' that's not going to affect me. I'll just laugh. And if you write 'Derrek… — Derrek Lee Copy Share Image
I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
Do you suppose you will look the same when you are an old woman as you do now? Most folk have three… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
It's a little like casting out hundreds of fishing lines into the audience. You start getting little bites, then more, then you… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
All Jesus' pictures are falsifications; they cannot be about the real Jesus. This real man must have been totally different, because we… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Going to Catholic school was what fueled me into comedy. The nuns were so brutal so I used to try to make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As much as I try to grow as a lyricist, I tend to laugh at even calling myself that, because I think… — Zach Condon Copy Share Image
In terms of the stars, the only ones I cast were Billy Connolly and Pauline Collins. I was in Los Angeles working… — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
A Wise man knows that much of what he says and does is commonplace and trivial. His thoughts are not all solemn… — John Lancaster Spalding Copy Share Image
Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet… — Damon Runyon Copy Share Image
Well I loved Little League; so all the memories are pretty fond but I broke my thumb. That wasn't a lot of… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
I wanted to be like an actor or a comedian for a little while, because I was always wanting to make people… — Gemma Ward Copy Share Image
It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend… — Giorgio Armani Copy Share Image
The thing about humour is that the super-ego is also at play, so what interested me, particularly in the last chapter which… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
Better be careful talking about how good my cooking is. Roslyn might get jealous.” The vampire madam let out a soft laugh.… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time. — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughing--and I… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
When you see these characters like Captain America or Thor, laughing at their own situation or about how strange they are, then… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
Miniskirts have become quite a fad. They're even some guys wearing them. Don't laugh, if you had thought to of that, you'd… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Even when I was on Curb Your Enthusiasm I wasn't this "over-the-top" crazy character. It was still kind of play it straight… — Mekhi Phifer Copy Share Image
I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I… — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
Sometimes I laugh with my parents, and sometimes I yell at them, and both are therapeutic. — Brie Larson Copy Share Image
People who laugh so heartily at what they themselves have said, when it is not funny, dispense us accordingly, by taking upon… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
Sometimes we laugh to keep from crying, but the important thing is to laugh, every chance we get. — Cassandra King Copy Share Image
Why are you such an asshat?" "An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When I started watching Breaking Bad, I binge-watched it. I thought it was so good that I started to cry. It's the… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
Laws which can be broken without any wrong to one's neighbor are a laughing-stock; and such laws, instead of restraining the appetites… — Baruch Spinoza Copy Share Image
Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. — Edmond de Goncourt Copy Share Image
Does Patch have a restraining order against him?' he read. 'Is Patch a felon?' 'Give-me-that!' I hissed furiously. Patch gave a soft… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
You can think whatever you want to and laugh, but I believe if I would have never learned to put my stuff… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
While there may not be spiritual oppression involved in your battle [against lust], there'll always be opposition. The enemy is constantly near… — Steve Arterburn Copy Share Image
He laughs, sucking his lip ring into his mouth. "I promise I'll go easy on you." A naughty feeling dances inside me.… — Jessica Sorensen Copy Share Image
![“In terms of the stars, the only ones I cast were Billy Connolly and Pauline Collins. I was in Los Angeles working and a lot of this took place on the telephone. I'd met Maggie [Smith] once and I'd come back-stage, which I'm usually loathe to do because as an actor you don't want people coming back…” quote by Dustin Hoffman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/88a/dustin-hoffman-4662_actors_in-terms-of-the-stars-the-only-ones-i-ca_1411943.jpg)
![“Well I loved Little League; so all the memories are pretty fond but I broke my thumb. That wasn't a lot of fun. I think probably the first time I pitched [I started out as a first baseman] and the first game I pitched in Little League, I struck out 10 batters. I had a curve ball a little early…” quote by Billy Bob Thornton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8cc/billy-bob-thornton-2003_balls_well-i-loved-little-league-so-all-the-me_1414477.jpg)
![“When I started watching Breaking Bad, I binge-watched it. I thought it was so good that I started to cry. It's the only time in my life I've been completely jealous, the only time. I was like, [imitates crying] "I want to do what Bryan Cranston gets to do. I want a part like that." [both laugh]…” quote by Geena Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/dc6/geena-davis-2583_binge_when-i-started-watching-breaking-bad-i-b_1424848.jpg)
![“Laws which can be broken without any wrong to one's neighbor are a laughing-stock; and such laws, instead of restraining the appetites and lusts of mankind, serve rather to heighten them. Nitimur in vetitum semper, cupimusque negata [we always resist prohibitions, and yearn for what is denied us].” quote by Baruch Spinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8b9/baruch-spinoza-1338_appetite_laws-which-can-be-broken-without-any-wro_1425059.jpg)
![“While there may not be spiritual oppression involved in your battle [against lust], there'll always be opposition. The enemy is constantly near your ear. He doesn't want you to win this fight, and he knows the lies that so often break a man's confidence and his will to win. Expect to hear lies and…” quote by Steve Arterburn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e03/steve-arterburn-51028_battle_while-there-may-not-be-spiritual-oppress_1427213.jpg)
