Lasts Quotes by Nora Ephron

9 Lasts quotes by Nora Ephron

Ephron’s sharp humor often highlighted the things that truly endure in love and life. This short collection of nine lines offers a quick, witty glimpse of her view.

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I’m really not interested in women as victims. Look at me, I get the last laugh ‘cause I get to be funny…

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

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Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry.

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The last four years of psychoanalysis are a waste of money.

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These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to…

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One of the great things about movies is that it's just that short period of time. It's a bubble. The last thing…

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When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish,…

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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. The beginning is glorious, especially if you're lucky enough not…

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Here are some questions I am constantly noodling over: Do you splurge or do you hoard? Do you live every day as…

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'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.'

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You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

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I never went near the Wellesley College chapel in my four years there, but I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity…

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You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion.

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“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.”

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“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down in front…

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“Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some…

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A man who finishes a book is always alone when he finishes it...

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