Language Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“I always misspell the word “unique,” just to keep it youneeq.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I speak the language of love. That’s right, I speak Russian.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you strip away my flowery language, you’ll figure out I’m really talking about bees.”

— Jarod Kintz

“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sword and words—same letters, and same ability to cut down.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list.
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— Jarod Kintz

“The word "the" is 2/3rds he. I'm not being sexist, merely statistical.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Did I spell the word “did” right? Of course not! I got my D’s mixed up.”

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“Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot…

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“What does it matter if you can speak two or more languages if you have nothing original to say in any language?”

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“Some words are invisible—namely spoken words—but that only means I read them with my ears. But people are rude, and they often…

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“I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, dirty, so I scooped it…

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“I want to create a word that means “There’s probably a word for that,” but there’s probably a word for that.”

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“When I say something, I mean what I say, despite what a dictionary says I mean. Meanings of words are slaves that…

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“In 1,000 pages of Orafoura’s novel, I noticed he repeated one word twice. It really stood out to me. The word? Sit.”

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“To most people, if you’re muttering, you might as well be speaking a foreign language. I should know, because in college I…

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“Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up fingers forming a fist and flying at a face.…

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“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the wordsmith, because he can influence your emotions and…

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“I want to write a universal truism that won’t be blurred by body language, cultural confusion, or translation mishaps, so I want…

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“Words failed me at the precise moment I thought I was passing my vocabulary test, and I can’t tell you how that…

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“The only thing better than word of mouth is words of mouth. Give me at least two words.”

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“Design is body language for inanimate objects.”

— Jarod Kintz

“English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The institution asked me to speak and say a few words. So, knowing a few is three, I said, I love you.”

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“English is the most dominant language in the world philosophically, culturally, and Jarod Kintzically.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Danger is the most dangerous word, because it encompasses all the dangerous words like gun, killer, etc.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Obviousism—I would give you a definition, but the definition would only be an example of the word.”

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“My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of…

— Jarod Kintz

“Words are all we’ve got. Besides, of course, actions. But you can’t print out and read actions. Actions also don’t carry ideas…

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“A chef should make a dish using only my words as ingredients. My words will taste great in your mouth.”

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“Read people by their surroundings, their personally designed environments. Like external body language, a room and how its arranged tells you things…

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“I want my words to illuminate like the sun, as I give my daily lecture on photosynthesis to my houseplants.”

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“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed captioning turned off).”

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“Andrew is such a diplomatic name. Or at least it is for the first three letters, as and is a word that…

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“Sometimes a well-placed sound effect can be more poignant than a boxing glove-sized punch line.”

— Jarod Kintz

“After I speak, my words merge with the wind, and if you’re listening, your ears act like sails and carry the conversation.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your words are energy. If you don’t speak them, then you will drink them. Swallow that thought, but do not gargle it.
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“Word of mouth is often louder than word of hand, although applause can be deafening. I clap like Helen Keller drank coffee—with…

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“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. 
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“Mouths are longer than they are wide, to ensure words don’t come out sideways. Even the word “sideways” comes out straight.”

— Jarod Kintz