I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it! — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
The best way to eat crabs, as everyone knows, is off newspaper at a large table with a large number of people. — Laurie Colwin Copy Share Image
You know the sound of two hands clapping; tell me, what is the sound of one hand? — Hakuin Ekaku Copy Share Image
When you do not know how to handle yourself, where is the need to produce another life. — Jaggi Vasudev Copy Share Image
When you know clearly what you want, you'll wake up every morning excited about life. — Mark Victor Hansen Copy Share Image
According to scriptures at least I know the Bible states not to make any permanent marks on your body. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
The natural man perceiveth not the things of the Spirit, and he cannot know them, for they are foolishness unto him. — Emma Curtis Hopkins Copy Share Image
Happiness is hard because it's very subjective. I know the people that seem happiest to me, but whether they are actually -… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
I always think of childhood as the inarticulate moment, and you have your little camera. You were filming it, recording it, you… — Eileen Myles Copy Share Image
Not to know what happened before you were born is to be a child forever. For what is the time of a… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh,… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
And you know, talk about something else is falling from the sky. And that is an asteroid. What's coming our way? Is… — Deborah Feyerick Copy Share Image
I think by take eight you're kind of going, "Oh, wow, I don't know if I want to fall entirely off the… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
My grandmother used to say, "Sometimes the loudest person in the room doesn't know what they're talking about." Or isn't secure enough… — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
All this struggling and striving to make the world better is a great mistake. Not that it's wrong to try to improve… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I've done an incredible amount of painters. It's an area, for me, where there's more mystery left. I've photographed so many musicians,… — Anton Corbijn Copy Share Image
I've been accused of being pretentious and insufferable, and I don't really know what I can say about that. I never got… — Mara Wilson Copy Share Image
It was like in the film, when I was actually doing a take and wasn't quite sure of the context, and then… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
Everything that’s out now…rap wise and music wise in general [is whack]. I mean, you know whack when you see it. So… — Jeru the Damaja Copy Share Image
You see the kind of approach, because he [Doanld Trump] is a businessman. He's like, I'm going to pick up the phone,… — Kimberly Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
Among the numerous pleasures of Vienna the hotel evenings are famous. During supper Strauss or Lanner play waltzes...After every waltz they get… — Frederic Chopin Copy Share Image
There are no men more careful of the use of means than those that are surest of a good issue and conclusion,… — Richard Sibbes Copy Share Image
The more you know, the more unflinchingly you deny casual beliefs and Accepted Wisdom when it flies in the face of reality,… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image