I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting. — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery! — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've… — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great… — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not… — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard." — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . . — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
