Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been… — Mae West Copy Share Image
More people saw me than saw Napoleon, Lincoln and Cleopatra. I was better known than Einstein and Picasso. ... I changed the… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.” — Mae West Copy Share Image
