“Breathless and Wretched, the new fragrance by Calvin Klein.” — Penny Reid Breathless Copy Share Image
“Moments of quiet ordinary, made extraordinary by sharing them with the woman I love.” — Penny Reid Love Copy Share Image
“Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries.” — Penny Reid Fries Copy Share Image
“Proposing is like giving someone your dick and a sharp knife, then waiting to see what they do next.” — Penny Reid Proposing Copy Share Image
“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.” ― Edgar Allan Poe” — Penny Reid Allan poe Copy Share Image
“Why do you look like that, Duane?" "Like what, Cletus?" "Like your heart is diseased.” — Penny Reid Diseased Copy Share Image
“My upstairs brain and my downstairs brain engaged in a game of risk and it was downstairs’ turn to roll the dice.” — Penny Reid Brain Copy Share Image
“I’ll be just fine knowing you’re somewhere in this world following your siren call” — Penny Reid Following Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to lie, I recognized Luca’s voice almost instantly. But I was also in denial, and denial is a blissful… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I've learned that the more people I love — and I mean really, really, completely, unconditionally love — the happier I am.” — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“I recognized him instantly even though the last time I saw him in person he was seventeen, naked, and asleep. I was… — Penny Reid Last time Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a… — Penny Reid Humor quotes Copy Share Image
“Cletus had instructed Duane to put his concerns in the suggestion box. Of note, Cletus had labeled the shredder in the upstairs… — Penny Reid Duane Suggested Copy Share Image
“all people are lost, to varying degrees. I suspected that it’s only when we love others—through purpose, friendship, romance, or any combination… — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“And, by the way, thank you for drugging me with Ketamine in Nigeria. He now thinks I’m a recreational drug user.” “You’re… — Penny Reid Drug User Copy Share Image
“And his eyes. Don't get me started on his eyes. Just . . . don't. I can't even with this guy. So.… — Penny Reid Eyes Copy Share Image
“Elizabeth, in your own misguided, crazy, PMSing-woman way, I think you’ve been trying to be nice.” My mouth fell open. “Hey!” “You’re… — Penny Reid Compliment Copy Share Image
“This is just your penis having the feels for my vagina. Your penis is making prank calls! and every single time your… — Penny Reid Funny Copy Share Image
“Whatever happened to taking the time to actually know a person?" "People don’t do that anymore.” Sandra flicked her wrist toward Ashley’s… — Penny Reid Date Copy Share Image
“It’s nice to hear your voice…?” The statement came out sounding like a question, as though I were playing jeopardy and I’d… — Penny Reid Chit chat Copy Share Image
“I was planning to sort my comic books based on level of second wave feminist influence.” “As opposed to first wave?” “Yes,… — Penny Reid Books Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What… — Penny Reid Funny-and-random Copy Share Image
“I’m incredibly sorry, and I swear on my father’s crypt, I will never let you down again.” I leaned forward, lowering my voice… — Penny Reid Parenting Copy Share Image
“Holy Moly Moses. Are youserious?” Shelly grinned at me. “Did you just say, Holy Moly Moses?” “I did, and I meant every word of it.” “I love how… — Penny Reid Humor Copy Share Image
“this post-modern individualism is harmful, that we—Western society—have become lazy in our dependencies and relationships. To say, ‘Don’t attempt to love another… — Penny Reid Individualism Copy Share Image
“This was not the first time he’d made me feel like less. Like I wasn’t worthy of . . . him. His… — Penny Reid Due diligence Copy Share Image
“I dream of your voice, daydream about it. I spend a good part of my day thinking up ways to make you… — Penny Reid German language Copy Share Image
“Hank continued to look confused. “So, what’s she like otherwise? Is she a nice person?” Duane shrugged. “Not particularly. She’s businesslike, to… — Penny Reid First place Copy Share Image
“Marie, you are the sine to my cosine.” My eyelashes fluttered and so did my heart, but I managed to tease, “Are… — Penny Reid High school Copy Share Image
“I reached into my bag and pulled out the macaroons, holding them between us. “Here. These are for you.” He glanced at… — Penny Reid Next time Copy Share Image
“waiting for the other shoe to drop. Did you know it originated in cities like Chicago and New York?” “No. I did… — Penny Reid Industrial revolution Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m a reporter doesn’t mean I don’t get to have an opinion about people.” “And your opinion of me is?”… — Penny Reid Battlestar galactica Copy Share Image
