“Elizabeth called it my mane of hair; I called it my bane of hair. However, it was far worse looking when it… — Penny Reid Bane Copy Share Image
“Dan : "Greg was whistling. Whistling ! And giving their little gnome a bath. Cutest fucking baby I've ever seen.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Explaining the kiss away via alcohol-induced madness made my head feel better, as though the world had been righted on its axis,… — Penny Reid Truth Copy Share Image
“I ordered you apple pie.” Hank pushed a plate toward me. It was empty. Or rather, it had crumbs on it where… — Penny Reid Apple pie Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t wrecked, not by a long shot. But I’d come precariously close to standing on the edge of that cliff and… — Penny Reid Standing on the edge Copy Share Image
“If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I didn’t like trusting, I didn’t like setting greater than mild expectations” — Penny Reid Trust Copy Share Image
“Tuesday Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“With you there are only two distances that matter: Here. Not here. You are not here.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Our youngest brother, Roscoe, was in town from vet school because this week marked the one-year anniversary of our mother’s death. Ashley had… — Penny Reid Death Copy Share Image
“Humans are at their worst when they’re in the role of spectator. We eagerly watch as others receive comeuppance, yet we reject… — Penny Reid Nature of man Copy Share Image
“No. Billy.” I gave my older brother a severe scowl. “This is my refrigerator. I need to do it. You can’t be… — Penny Reid Older brother Copy Share Image
“I’m incredibly sorry, and I swear on my father’s crypt, I will never let you down again.” I leaned forward, lowering my voice… — Penny Reid Parenting Copy Share Image
“I hated being early. It was like having to wait for the same thing twice.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I didn’t like how my body seemed to be intent on sabotaging my brain, especially since my brain was so good at… — Penny Reid Human Copy Share Image
“I told your mother to have you call me. I didn’t want to invade your privacy if you didn’t want me to… — Penny Reid Cybersecurity Copy Share Image
“And his eyes. Don't get me started on his eyes. Just . . . don't. I can't even with this guy. So.… — Penny Reid Eyes Copy Share Image
“Look who finally decided to show up.” Cletus greeted me with both hands on his hips, standing just outside the garage. “I was about to send… — Penny Reid Time of day Copy Share Image
“Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Blame is a thief. It robs us blind while it wastes our time, time we could be spending as a family, making… — Penny Reid Family Copy Share Image
