“Life is too short to worry about things that are out of your hands.” — K.M. Golland Fear Copy Share Image
“Your beauty flaws me, Alexis. It literally strips me of all cognitive function; I’m absolutely useless.” — K.M. Golland Beauty Copy Share Image
“Jealousy is a self-inflicted curse. Be happy for others and live curse free.” — K.M. Golland Curse Copy Share Image
“From the moment we said hello, goodbye was inevitable. Humid” — K.M. Golland Goodbye Copy Share Image
“I was born with a dick, and not experiencing child birth first hand is a perk of owning said dick.” — K.M. Golland Birth Copy Share Image
“A kitchen is not quite a kitchen without something stuck to the fridge.” — K.M. Golland Fridge Copy Share Image
“My tbr list is an erection all on its own...it just keeps getting bigger.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I was speechless and utterly craving what he had just declared.” — K.M. Golland Craving Copy Share Image
“Thankfully, sleep means you do not have to communicate with the conscious world and those who are in it.” — K.M. Golland Sleep Copy Share Image
“Please tell me he’s single, Alexis, because I have a fucking ferocious fire in between my legs that he needs to put… — K.M. Golland Single Copy Share Image
“Life’s problems cannot be resolved if they are buried. We bury what is finished; obsolete. We bury what we cannot restore. Grief… — K.M. Golland Buried Copy Share Image
“Our eyes are not only the windows to our soul; they guide us through a life that should not be travelled blindly.… — K.M. Golland Eyes Copy Share Image
“Let’s get one thing straight. I kiss you because I want to fucking kiss you, because I like it and because you… — K.M. Golland Kiss Copy Share Image
“Guilt is felt by not only the guilty, but more so by those who feel they deserve it when in fact, they… — K.M. Golland Guilt Copy Share Image
“Apparently, Alexis had no choice but to stop feeding Brayden due to something called mass-eye-tits...mass-tits...massive tits. Fuck! I don’t know what it… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“He was smirking the smirkiest smirk of all smirks to date. I laughed, even that smirk was hard to ignore. F**k, maybe… — K.M. Golland Smirk Copy Share Image
“I watched salaciously as he adjusted his shorts, indicating the swelling of his erection which was fast filling the space within them.… — K.M. Golland Swelling Erection Copy Share Image
“I can give you time and space, but I can’t promise how much. It is physically unbearable to be this close to… — K.M. Golland Restraint Copy Share Image
“I hate with a vengeance having to go anywhere near Ronald McFucking Donald with his bright red scary hair, yellow fucktard suit,… — K.M. Golland Hate Copy Share Image
“Obviously, I have no idea what it’s like to carry a baby, and I never will—cheers to owning a dick. And while… — K.M. Golland Baby Cheers Copy Share Image
“I used to think luck suggested you had no power over it. I believed that we—ourselves—controlled the probability of our fortune and… — K.M. Golland Luck Copy Share Image
“‘I heard a quote once. It might pertain to you. By memory it was by Mr. Johnny Depp. ‘If you are in… — K.M. Golland Fallen Copy Share Image
“Mr. Clark, can I taste your meat?” I asked, smiling seductively at him. He forked a bit of beef and leaned over.… — K.M. Golland Meat Asked Copy Share Image
“Today, my life changed and that’s all because of you. Today, I received the most precious thing imaginable and again...that’s all because… — K.M. Golland Life Copy Share Image
“Life hands out challenges that we all unwillingly accept. We have no choice in the acceptance really because that is essentially what… — K.M. Golland Brick wall Copy Share Image
“Can I try your Stiff Dick?” I asked, as I put my thumbnail in between my teeth. He endeavoured to keep his… — K.M. Golland Dick Asked Copy Share Image
“Just as I’m about ready to blow, the buzzer to the door sounds. Alexis pauses, looking like a deer in headlights, except… — K.M. Golland Cock Copy Share Image
“Ah, that groan, Alexis. It’s like you are fucking me from a distance.” — K.M. Golland Groan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it’s wise not to dwell on the incomprehensible, for if you do, you waste those precious moments of actually accepting it… — K.M. Golland Precious moments Copy Share Image
“If you are in love with two people, choose the second one; because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't… — K.M. Golland Choose Copy Share Image
“If I had learned one thing in life, it was that pessimism hurt only the ones that could not and did not… — K.M. Golland Life Copy Share Image
“True love is not the result of a wish, Alexis. It is found by those who have open eyes. Unfortunately, so many… — K.M. Golland Blind Copy Share Image
“When I am with you I feel alive, like you are the missing part of me. And when I’m not with you… — K.M. Golland Feel Copy Share Image
“Fuck me! She sucks better than a Dyson. I swear all vacuums would bow at her feet if they were aware of… — K.M. Golland Sucks Better Copy Share Image
“I groaned to myself, well at least I hope I groaned to myself, I couldn’t be one hundred percent sure I just… — K.M. Golland Groaned Copy Share Image
“Nothing is too complicated. Life is too short to stop at complications. I want a week with you and I will get… — K.M. Golland Complicated life Copy Share Image
“I want you. I want you so fucking badly that it is driving me crazy. I’ve never wanted anyone or anything more… — K.M. Golland Life Copy Share Image
“Mr. Firefighter Derek, please douse my friend’s fiery hole with your fire hose. Nobody likes a burnt burger.” — K.M. Golland Fire Copy Share Image
