“My tbr list is an erection all on its own...it just keeps getting bigger.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Apparently, Alexis had no choice but to stop feeding Brayden due to something called mass-eye-tits...mass-tits...massive tits. Fuck! I don’t know what it… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Please tell me he’s single, Alexis, because I have a fucking ferocious fire in between my legs that he needs to put… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“If you are in love with two people, choose the second one; because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't… — K.M. Golland Love Copy Share Image
“Guilt is felt by not only the guilty, but more so by those who feel they deserve it when in fact, they… — K.M. Golland Regret Copy Share Image
“I hate with a vengeance having to go anywhere near Ronald McFucking Donald with his bright red scary hair, yellow fucktard suit,… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Obviously, I have no idea what it’s like to carry a baby, and I never will—cheers to owning a dick. And while… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I was born with a dick, and not experiencing child birth first hand is a perk of owning said dick.” — K.M. Golland Children Copy Share Image
“‘I heard a quote once. It might pertain to you. By memory it was by Mr. Johnny Depp. ‘If you are in… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Fuck me! She sucks better than a Dyson. I swear all vacuums would bow at her feet if they were aware of… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I groaned to myself, well at least I hope I groaned to myself, I couldn’t be one hundred percent sure I just… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“The direction in which you head is determined by your own conscious decision to go there, and no one can take that… — K.M. Golland Books Copy Share Image
“We turn the corner, and once again I’m greeted with the evil statue, sitting on the park bench styled seat like he… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Life is full of ups and downs, twists and turns, love and loss. And life would not be worth experiencing if it… — K.M. Golland Life Copy Share Image
“‘You and your creepy research, Mr. Clark.’ ‘It's what I do, Ms. Summers.’” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“I know you feel it, Alexis. You want me between your legs just as badly as I want to be there.” — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“He stepped backward and nodded while giving me that smirk. ‘ Ahh, Ms. Summers the pleasure has been all mine.’ I couldn’t… — K.M. Golland Copy Share Image
“Time and space were my best friends...until they became annoying bitches. And of course in that case, piss them off and find… — K.M. Golland Best friend Copy Share Image
