In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy heroin and an AK-47. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Biggest man law - be a man. Simple: be a man, definition of being a man is being a man. And don't let your… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
After my first 'One Night Stand' on HBO, I lost my focus. I was mad at the world. I would have meetings with directors… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm a comic and I'm having way too much fun with the comedy. I do the music for myself. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
I don't go to the running of the bulls because I don't like being chased by bulls. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
When I'm telling jokes, I'm constantly in motion. I can't stand in one place. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic lyrics and laying down… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Those series from the '70s and '80s with a studio audience are dead. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
The devil is a fun character to play because he's everywhere and no where all the time. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
