It turns out there's only 10 minutes of productive conversation in any family dinner. The rest is taken up with 'take your… — Bruce Feiler Copy Share Image
Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries… — Grace Helbig Copy Share Image
I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face. — Scarlett Johansson Copy Share Image
With all the endless varieties and toppings you can add to burgers, there's no need to keep munching on the boring burgers… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup. — Orrin Hatch Copy Share Image
It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him,… — Gary Carter Copy Share Image
You could raise the price of, say, a bottle of ketchup to $1.03 instead of $1, and no one would know. Raising… — James Sinegal Copy Share Image
I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places… — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face. — David Haye Copy Share Image
The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
The same chemicals were used in the cooking as were used on the composition of her own being: only those which caused… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. — Henry James Copy Share Image
Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what's on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of… — John Cena Copy Share Image
When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two… — Richard McGuire Copy Share Image
To one degree or another, everybody is connected to the Mystery, and everybody secretly yearns to expand the connection. That requires expanding… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
