I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“When does a wife know that her husband is cheating on her? When he starts complaining about the lack of water as… — Felix Abt Copy Share Image
Surrealism can only deliver a reactionary judgment; can make out of history only an accumulation of oddities, a joke, a death trip. — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
There are a lot of funny people in my family. Absolutely. There were a lot of jokes growing up around the dinner… — Nate Corddry Copy Share Image
The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I'm not aware of any… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
My teammates know I'm down to earth. I'll joke with them. But when it comes to basketball, I try to be serious… — Chamique Holdsclaw Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
But television, when I was doing it, was all about scoring. You had to make these jokes bang, do whatever you could… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
There's that great Irish joke: a man is lost in the countryside, stops a passer-by: 'how do I get to Dublin?'. The… — Tim Crane Copy Share Image
That family glaze of common references, jokes, events, calamities-that sense of a family being like a kitchen midden: layer upon layer of… — Laurie Colwin Copy Share Image
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with… — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
“Two hours later, my ears were burned to twin crisps, and I owed him forty miles. Bones was in high spirit. Why… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Most of the jokes that I wrote were funny and there always seems to be an aspect of comedy in my long-form… — Victor Levin Copy Share Image
But if you were Charlotte, and you had been feeling that life was some cosmic joke that had no punchline, and in… — Anne Ursu Copy Share Image
There Should Be A Certain Limit On the Kinds Of Jokes We Pop To Those Who Are Around Us. Some Jokes Are… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
A blonde just texted me and asked What does idk stand for? I said I dont know she said omg! nobody does!!...sorry… — Dionta Long Copy Share Image
I was just doing it for fun. I was in college recording music as a joke, so I really didn't think that… — Cakes da killa Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In college I took an acting class as a joke. It sounded like something fun and easy at the time. I had… — Michael Graziadei Copy Share Image
I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off… — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
I have been trying for a long time to understand God. Now I have made friends with him. To love him truly… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I have "come back" [to music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one?... It's kind of like… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I don't tend to like race jokes. I don't like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Jokes spread around the world and embed themselves in our shared culture; the most resonant of them get lodged in the language… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
You think it's funny? well I'm going to think it's funny when someone treats you like shit, and makes you do this… — Alexia Copy Share Image
I joke that I stick with the job because it covers my insurance, but the reality is that my career has always… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I love working on the fly when the writers come up with new jokes on show nights. It's exciting. I love it… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
I said to the wife, Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman… — Max Kauffmann Copy Share Image
Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The truth is, my dad was a great driver. I mean, he could handle an automobile. He loved speed. He used to… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought… — Robert Collier Copy Share Image
As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
The Communists have for decades loudly proclaimed their goal of destroying the bourgeois world, while the West merely smiled at what seemed… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Copy Share Image
I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write jokes independently of… — Jeff Kinney Copy Share Image
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