The jokes I used to do on 'Sex and the City' were always comic character things, and they were rarely hard jokes.… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
When we hear jokes against women, and we are asked why we don't laugh at them, the answer is easy, simple, and… — Naomi Weisstein Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my fav cake for me, and I learned that the little things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It had more layers than an onion. These writers meant business. There was a level for everybody. Your major could be celestial… — Billy West Copy Share Image
I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
I don't say things straight into the other person's face. I kind of like to make a joke or a remark and… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
It never changes. Football is a game of repetition, mental and physical. You may try to articulate it a little different, but… — Barry Switzer Copy Share Image
Rick said, "Is there some place we can go and talk?" "You want to talk?," Keir raised an eyebrow. "I never thought… — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of… — Jim Bouton Copy Share Image
If the movie is terrible you can have fun. You can joke about it and have a ball. The movie is already… — Christopher Plummer Copy Share Image
I joke that I learned the essentials of storytelling from Hanna-Barbera, but I pretty much did. That kind of television is what… — Kurt Sutter Copy Share Image
The first joke I got on the air I remember clearly. Dennis McNicholas and Robert Carlock wrote a sketch where they were… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
All my cuts are always about three hours, at the start, mainly because any scene in the movie that's 90 seconds, I… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone… — Lizz Winstead Copy Share Image
Don't worry, Mrs. Colder. For the most part, we keep him leashed and gagged. We only let him free when the cute… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
I don't do jokes about elections so that's probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
When I do comedy, my brain sort of locks up in the infinite possibilities. That's where I get sort of lost. I… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don't want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want… — Neil Peart Copy Share Image
People are attracted to entertainment, for sure, or jokes, excitement and romantically heightened stories that might be false, but are still attractive… — Bennett Miller Copy Share Image
Everybody jokes about that old story about the world only needing five computers, but when you think about it, that's where we're… — Matt Mullenweg Copy Share Image
People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I went horse back riding today...it was fantastic!, Until I ran out of quarters and the security at the store told me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
There was a sea of change in comedy in the late 1950s and '60s. We were dealing with vignettes as opposed to… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
The truth is always an insult or a joke, lies are generally tastier. We love them. The nature of lies is to… — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole,… — Bebe Neuwirth Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Twitter is a much more dangerous cauldron of group-think than happy hours or dinners. On Twitter, the reward comes from agreeing or… — David Weigel Copy Share Image
A rumor that followed me forever was that my family was in the mafia. For years I had to live with it.… — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being mature is when you finally grow enough, to be able to joke about the things that once broke you as a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What’s the deal with the hair?” Curran tore his gaze from the book and grimaced. “Grows every flare. Can’t help it." We… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
First of all, Saddam did not win the war, even though he says he did, I mean, you know, that's a joke… — Norman Schwarzkopf Copy Share Image
